She claimed her name was Autumn Rain Least that's what she said to me Slinking around her slithery pole Naked, pasty and free (Well damn, she was pasty...in her pasties) Glistening glitter 'round darkened eyes Hair the color of roots I wished I was bare in my underwear 'Stead of trussed up in my suit (My black business suit...her in her black leather boots) Cubic zirconia belly ring I-I wondered if she could sing We could form us a band and travel the world Just me and her, my Autumn Rain girl Slipping green beneath the string The smell of sweet success A smile, a drink, a druggy stare The dance, the dance...of the undress (Oh yes!) Cubic zirconia belly ring I-I wondered if she could sing We could get paying gigs down in Ft. Lauderdale Just Autumn Rain and me, and her fabulous tail (And I don't mean her life story neither) Let's go dancing, Autumn Rain Let's go dancing, whatever your name I call you Autumn Rain Cubic zirconia belly ring I-I wondered if she could sing We could play sold out shows in seedy strip bars Autumn Rain on vocals (and pole), me on guitar Me on guitar Let's go dancing, Autumn Rain Ten dollar dancing, whatever your name I call you Autumn Rain |