I don't like money I don't like games I don't like the way that you bitch when it rains I don't even like your name I don't like Jesus But he won't strike me down Cause he knows I don't like Satan neither Nor his minions down in hell I don't like the way That you said goodbye I don't like the way you left Or the way that you lied I don't like idiots I don't like people with agendas I don't like wastes of human flesh I don't like...well...I don't like not to like (But you say "Mike, well, what do you like?" Hmmm...let me think...) I like to sit around on the couch in the afternoon Reading a good book, sipping a Mountain Dew I like looking at the stars through a telescope While eating chicken in my backyard I like taking long ass drives up the coast Just going on for miles and hours and miles and hours I like slow hugs in whirlpools, chinese food And acoustic guitars I like to stretch and yawn and burp up a howl in the morning And then just lie there and stare I like the feel of a fine cotton shirt against my skin And watching talky pretentious art films at night I like life I like life Don't we all like life? It's sorta fantastic and strange all at once I like the way I wrote this song In just five minutes Got I hope this song doesn't sound like I wrote it in just five minutes But I'm sure it does ...and I say who the fuck cares... Cause I like life... |